Defender Of Wallets Pillows

I'll bet I can remove your wallet faster than you can remove my bra.

Maybe clean out your wallet

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

Rising Gas Prices

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Today's Topic: "The value of money" You know what they say, Frank, "money talks." Whenever my money starts to talk, I get a bill to shut it up.

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

Much needed Apple Watch features

Attacks on Free Speech

"I'd have gotten you a nicer card if you'd had more money in your wallet."

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Vox Boycotts Gender Violence Declaration

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

Voting With Money

Gas prices

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Sky Diver Losing His Wallet.

Woman crying about her car repair bill.