Defender Of Wallets Pillows

I'll bet I can remove your wallet faster than you can remove my bra.

Rising Gas Prices

"The prosecution shall stop referring to the defendant as 'the alleged, totally guilty as sin guy'."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

"So I misplaced a couple hundred Bitcoin. Maybe the dog ate the wallet. I din't know. S**t happens!"

"I'm afraid your allowance didn't survive the latest round of budget cuts."

Poor & Elderly Carry The Load Of The Iraq War.

'I've done some of my best work pro bono ... darn it?'

"Rest assured we invest your money as if it were our own. Can I borrow 50 bucks?"

C.E.O.s deserve respect.

Thanks for the tip. Come again!

We'll pass on the entrees...

'Next on the five O'clock news, a consumer report on how to protect what's in your wallet.'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

"Hey, who died and gave you the right to determine my water rights?"

'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'

"Clean your wallet, sir?"

Attacks on Free Speech

"He gave me a complete checkup form head to wallet."

'I can't make ends meet, let alone justify the means.'

Vox Boycotts Gender Violence Declaration

"It won't hurt a bit. Dr. Taxmore is doing a routine walletectomy."

Voting With Money

"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."

'There's a lot of stuff in dad's wallet!...'

Gas prices

'Rats, I don't have any change either...'

Sky Diver Losing His Wallet.

Eight Attempts at remembering PIN or less.

Woman crying about her car repair bill.