Wall Street Worrier Gifts

Looking for a quirky gift for the Wall Street warrior? Our collection features witty, professionally drawn designs that celebrate financial prowess and the daily hustle. Whether on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, or prints, these ideas bring humor and personality to the stock trader or finance enthusiast’s day.

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GPS Shoes

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"This 10000 Dow thing hasn't been the pure ecstasy I thought..."

"This 10000 Dow thing hasn't been the pure ecstasy I thought..." mockup

"This 10000 Dow thing hasn't been the pure ecstasy I thought..."

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'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.'

'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.' mockup

'George has us well diversified. We own every stock in the Misfortune 500.'

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'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character. mockup

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

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I.T. Fear

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"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections." mockup

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

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'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.' mockup

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

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"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!" mockup

"What's wrong, boy? Has Google's stock gone down?!"

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Jumping Wall Street.

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I hate monday mornings.

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'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.' mockup

'Why do I get the impression that my 401(k) isn't performing well.'

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Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work. mockup

Typical...the weather is lousy all week...then on the weekend it's too sunny to work.

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'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.' mockup

'Don't mind him. He gets this wa every time they start talking about the inverse relationship between bond yields and prices.'

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'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.' mockup

'I don't know about you, but I really don't like the look of that yield curve.'

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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Shares Nosedive

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'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.' mockup

'A few days away from those sharks on Wall Street will make all the difference.'

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A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near... mockup

A poem: With daylight's shift, winter draws near...

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I think I have a gilt complex.

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Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards. mockup

Wall Street has a one way arrow upwards.

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"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!" mockup

"Grandma! What big medical bills you have!"

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'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?' mockup

'If congress regulates obscene bonuses, isn't that a violation of the first amendment?'

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US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!' mockup

US Economy: 'Wow! What a beautiful sight!'

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Humpty Dumpty on Wall Street.

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"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902." mockup

"Today opened as November 10, 1987, swung wildly to March 7, 1996, and closed as December 5, 1902."

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'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.' mockup

'Don't blame me, turkey - I've never been near Wall Street.'

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'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.' mockup

'I bought winter tyres and it didn't snow.'

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Insecurity hits Wall Street

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It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go? mockup

It's 10 p.m. Do you know how low your investment banking stocks can go?

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"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number." mockup

"The accounting change that contributed most to the quarter was adding three zeros to the revenue number."

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Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains. mockup

Weather reporter feels guilty every time it rains.

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Spare a few billion

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"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ." mockup

"We have to recognise that severe weather events are becoming more common. . ."

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"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do." mockup

"The economy doesn’t make me half as nervous as my kids do."

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"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time." mockup

"On Wall Street today, the stock market corrected its previous correction, and is pretty sure it's got it right this time."

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Wall Street Worrier Gifts Collection

Wall Street Worrier Mugs

Explore our collection of Wall Street warrior mugs—perfect for traders who love their coffee with a side of wit.

Wall Street Worrier Pillows

Add a touch of humor and comfort with our Wall Street-themed pillows—ideal for finance fans’ living spaces or offices.

Wall Street Worrier Prints

Decorate your space with our clever Wall Street warrior prints—perfect for inspiring or amusing any financial enthusiast.

Wall Street Worrier T-Shirts

Check out our witty Wall Street warrior t-shirts—great for investors with a sense of humor about their work.