Waiting For A Big Break Gifts

'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Jack Gleeson

Smoking Area. Oh, I don't smoke. I'm just addicted to ten-minute breaks.

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Out for lunch... GOD

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"It's his creative time."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

'You need to unwind.'

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'That website has been blocked.'

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

I'm on Break.

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

'Have you noticed? She always calls a recess at the exact time 'Oprah' comes on tv.'

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Men at Work'

Lie down - have a rest.