Waiting For A Big Break Pillows

'The casting director said I shouldn't ring them, they would ring me, but that was 10 years ago!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

Planned service changes

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

'-Must remember to empty that...'

'I'm sorry but I need my own space.'

Out for lunch... GOD

'I can dream, can't I?'

'When I grow up, if I don't become a pro basketball player, about about 'spin doctor'?'

"It's his creative time."

"Daddy needs to relax. He spent another long day at work extolling the virtues of his stand up desk."

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."

Shaun got away from it all, freaked-out, and realized he was happier surrounded by it!

"Honey, you're not working on your computer? You're taking this vacation thing a little too far, aren't you?"

"I got whiplash when I recoiled from your quote."

Institute of Lazy Journalism

'You need to unwind.'

"I have to go. I have another coffee break on seven."

"They all remind me of cloud computing. I really need a mental health day."

"It's so easy to tell when Larry needs a vacation. The ozone smell is always a dead give-away!"

'That website has been blocked.'

"It's Friday, Steve - have a donut!"

"I'm going somewhere without cell service because I'm incapable of turning my phone off myself."

'Let me try and explain this again, Paul. You are a 'free agent', and I'm the take-20-of-everything-you-make agent.'

I'm on Break.

"They sent me home from school for three months, but don't worry. They sent everyone home."

"I don't know, between days off and off-days, I never seem to get anything done."

Personnel and Admin is alright but you can't beat the foundry for good tea.

'Men at Work'

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

Far from the maddening crowd but still a little annoyed.