Wage Wizard Gifts

..four times more money in your pay packet...

'These public sector types have no idea the way that things work in the real world!'

'Wrong number. Sorry, I dialled my salary by mistake.'

"I'd pay you the living wage, but well, you know..."

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Profit

The president's men

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'He's so rich, when he writes a cheque the bank bounces.'

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

'What happened to that efficiency report? I had it in my hand not two minutes ago.'

'I think I know what the problem is!'

"Remember, money is only a tool - to make more money."

'There will be no raises this year since the state now has a lottery.'

The Shrinking Dollar.

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Your resume is impressive, but next time try to shorten it from 100 pages to one.'

'How did the 'I want you all to take a pay cut or leave' strategy go down?'

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

'A short economics test - if you bought something for

Desk trays - 'In', 'Out', and 'It depends'.

'I think it's time to rein in Henderson.'

"It's my intelligence, talent and hard work that have got me to the top."

'This boy you call my son doesn't care about investments, economy and money. I want a DNA test.'

Piggy bank #5: carrying (colour).

'Should be home soon. I'm just clearing away the usual paperwork.'

Stationery Shop

How to make crocodiles cry. . .Living wage proposal.

'Does it bother you that we have all the money?'

Research and Development: Now, Never.

Money exchange

In - Out - Pending.

'And this is my strategic money reserve.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"