Vote Influencer Pillows

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

Mark Zuckerberg

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"We're not really fighting, mom. We just need a little drama for our YouTube channel. Subscribers equal money."

From Hunter-Gatherer to Influencer: The Evolution of the Dignity of Labor

'And, for the student with the most hits on his or her Facebook page, the award goes to Lisa Skemley!'

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Witches of Instagram

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Creativity 2.0

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

Paranoia vs Social Currency.

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'How do I get people to visit my...'

"Can you take a video of me attacking the garbage so I can post it on Instagram?"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."