Vote Influencer Pillows

"'I hate Taylor Swift'? Way to lose a lot of the young vote."

"...and the farmers - what would they do without me?...wait, don't answer that!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

"I don't post selfies because I don't want people to feel better or worse about their looks."

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

"Where have you been? This content's not going to create itself."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Mommy, watch, I'm living authentically!"

"I'm spending more time promoting myself than I am being myself."

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Your tweets have quite a following.'

"This is off our first TikTok."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

Witches of Instagram

"That's right, it's @kingphilbert3rd... Yeah, with a P-H... That's him, yep, now tap "follow"..."

Bill hits the ground running, makes a big splash early on, and rides a roller-coaster of insane popularity right into the "Where Are They Now?" Wilderness of Forgotten Celebrities.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

"Remember when we were Instagram models?"

"I already have the perfect hashtag!"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"Hello, and welcome to Victor and Igor's latest unboxing video."

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."