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'My husband won't be in today. He's undergoing acupuncture.'

'That's it! No more bones for that dog if he's going to keep using them for voodoo purposes!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

"I was hoping we could order pizza tonight."

Happy Birthday Magicians of America

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

Paul and Debbie.

Genie in bottle grants maid's wish.

"I got a job!"

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

Wow. You're amazing!

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'I don't understand. . . My escape trick has always worked!'

"Returns"

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

Harry Potter playing see-saw with his broom.

Houdini re-incarnated.