Voodoo Practitioner T-Shirts

A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.

"Ouch!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Zen Voodoo

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

Deja Voodoo.

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

"Voodoo headache."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

Witch Doctor

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.