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Primer for Zombie Kids

"Ouch!"

Dave wasn't quite over the break-up yet.

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

'Sorry about that. My dog got a hold of my voodoo doll.'

'He's afraid of needles do I'm giving him his fly shot.'

Deja Voodoo.

Deja Voodoo, "This seems oddly familiar."

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"Did you lose the remote again?"

"Don't you hate that pins and needles feeling when your foot falls asleep?"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Bring It On!

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Zen Voodoo

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Sorcery weapon

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Voodoo headache."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

'What the hell is that?' - 'Behold the Twisted Peel knitted doll.' - 'What does it do?' - 'It's a knitted doll, dofus. It doesn't do anyth-' - 'I gotta get me one of these' - 'Ack...k.'