Voodoo Who Dos T-Shirts

Voodoo Darts. . .

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Witch Doctor

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

Zen Voodoo

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

Sorcery weapon

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Ouch!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

Deja Voodoo.

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

"Voodoo headache."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'