Voodoo Who Dos Gifts

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Zen Voodoo

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Sorcery weapon

"Ouch!"

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

"Voodoo headache."

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Deja Voodoo.

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

"Did you lose the remote again?"