Voodoo Virtuouso Gifts

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Bring It On!

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Zen Voodoo

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Sorcery weapon

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

"Ouch!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'