Voodoo Virtuouso Mugs

Witch Doctor

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Bring It On!

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

Witch Doctor

"Vodka on the rocks, in the rocks, around the rocks, and under the rocks."

"This is the Upper East Side, sir. We don’t sell ‘well’ vodka."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Voodoo Darts. . .

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Zen Voodoo

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Women drinking breakfast martinis.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Ouch!"

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

The Achiever: competing with the appearance of virtue

'How many potatoes to make a bottle of vodka?.'

Sorcery weapon

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"