Voodoo Magic Enthusiast Mugs

'My husband won't be in today. He's undergoing acupuncture.'

'That's it! No more bones for that dog if he's going to keep using them for voodoo purposes!'

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

Toadstools

"See? And you said you couldn't work from home."

Rocking Witches.

"It's probably just seasonal."

'It's been murder since it was announced that eyes of newt might be a cancer cure.'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Improve your leaping ability or your money back.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

When her hex on ageing failed, Grizelda opted for the mobility - broom.

"I got a job!"

"Stop playing dumb, young man. I wasn't pulled out of a hat yesterday."

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Wow. You're amazing!

"Returns"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

'I get the feeling lately that some of the magic has gone out of our relationship.'

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

The Great Sarcasmo

"You're back in the office now. Leave your voodoo dolls where they belong... at home."

Snowman Magic

"Omnipotent?! I thought you said impotent. And you're out of wished, too."

Houdini re-incarnated.