Voodoo Practitioner Gifts

A man sticks pins into a doll of a pilot who, driven to distraction, flies his plane into the man's house.

"Ouch!"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Giving Things Up For Lent.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Zen Voodoo

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Sorcery weapon

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Voodoo headache."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Deja Voodoo.

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'What are you, some kind of religious nut?'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

Primer for Zombie Kids

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'