Voodoo Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

"Voodoo headache."

"I made a voodoo doll of myself, and now I'm giving it a back rub."

"Don't you hate that pins and needles feeling when your foot falls asleep?"

"Did you lose the remote again?"

Using a voodoo website.

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

Zen Voodoo

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

'Don't worry, Darlin', I got just the thing for that headache...'

Dave wasn't quite over the break-up yet.

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

Wiccapedia.

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Can't you just text me..?

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"How dare you!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ouch!"

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Deja Voodoo.

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'