Voodoo Enthusiast Gifts

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

"Voodoo headache."

Witch Doctor

"I made a voodoo doll of myself, and now I'm giving it a back rub."

"Don't you hate that pins and needles feeling when your foot falls asleep?"

"Do something creative with the time! I make voodoo dolls of Southern Rail and ASLEF bosses."

"Did you lose the remote again?"

Using a voodoo website.

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

Zen Voodoo

By making bogus voodoo dolls of her more unruly students...

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

'Don't worry, Darlin', I got just the thing for that headache...'

Dave wasn't quite over the break-up yet.

'Well, this is your lucky day, Sheedy.Go in for Moore... He just blew out his knee.'

Wiccapedia.

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Hey, that's what everyone thinks about the strategic planning department! I've got a crystal ball and we all study the occult! Hah Hah Hah!..."

Can't you just text me..?

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Sorcery weapon

"Ouch!"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"How dare you!"

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."