Voodoo Curious Gifts

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Witch Doctor

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Voodoo Darts. . .

Zen Voodoo

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ouch!"

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Voodoo headache."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Deja Voodoo.

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

Witch Doctor

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

Oh, ouch.