Voodoo Curiosity Gifts

Deja Voodoo.

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

'The Dyslexic Demonologist'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Zen Voodoo

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

Sorcery weapon

"Ouch!"

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Voodoo headache."

"How do you like our Wednesday-night get-togethers?"

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'

Witch Doctor

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.

Oh, ouch.