Voodoo Explorer Gifts

Primer for Zombie Kids

'He's afraid of needles do I'm giving him his fly shot.'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

You are everywhere.

Walt Whitman sounds his barbaric yawp over the roofs of the world.

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Zen Voodoo

"Now dear...remember the sermon on PATIENCE..."

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Angel book with feather falling out of it

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

'The Tropic Resort gives you a choice, Madam, geckos or big, hairy spiders...'

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Ouch!"

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Deja Voodoo.

'You are here.'

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

"Voodoo headache."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'I know you like adventure holidays, but when did you say these islands were discovered.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'