Voodoo Voyeurism Gifts

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

I'm getting an ample full taste... I'm getting whimsical... I'm getting 'red'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

'He's wearing a toupee.'

'Neighbors...friends...artists models.'

This is what Fred gets for wishing for more hair.

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

'Hey! Have you heard the awful news?!'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Zen Voodoo

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

Sexhibition of Old masters of Erotic Art.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Ouch!"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Deja Voodoo.

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

"Voodoo headache."

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

"Did you lose the remote again?"

"Come on, dear, you're only as bald as you feel."

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

"I like looking at amateur porn, because I like seeing other people's apartments."