Voodoo Priest Gifts

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

'Got anything for a headache?'

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

Zen Voodoo

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ouch!"

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

"Voodoo headache."

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

Deja Voodoo.

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

Hop-scotching monk.

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.