Voodoo Priest Mugs

'Will you be able to shrink their heads with just a broad band connection?'

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

Witch Doctor

'Got anything for a headache?'

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Zen Voodoo

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"Ouch!"

Sorcery weapon

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

Deja Voodoo.

'I have an eerie feeling this chap has cused me before.'

Dear Diary....have been thinking about my boss all morning!

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

"Voodoo headache."

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

'Hello, mother? Have you got that voodoo book out of the library again?'

'If his mask scared you, just wit 'till you get his bill.'

Hop-scotching monk.

'They believe that, after death, the soul flies up to the roof and gets stuck there.'

'Ouch, someone just poked me again!'

"Did you lose the remote again?"

'OK, OK! Enough voodoo! Batter up!'

Witch Doctor

Lawyer objects to a voodoo spell being put on a judge.