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'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Either you do or you don't - there isn't any 'cooling-off' period!'

Does "worldly goods" include intellectual property?

"Welcome to the French Quarter!"

". . . and do you, John, give up your smug air of bemused detachment for the demands of marriage?"

"...and are you, Jessica, committed to this bit?"

"Now this is a Francis Ford Coppola. We still haven't been here quite long enough to be drinkable ourselves."

Witch Doctor

"I have to cancel our plans. I feel a headache coming on."

"If you were truly blessed by genius, it wouldn't end there, believe you me!"

Voodoo Darts. . .

"Why, thank you, sweetheart!"

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

'Wait a minute -- aren't you going to read me my rights?'

"Check this out - I think the guy behind us just got lucky!"

Zen Voodoo

"Have you had any sharp, needle-like stabbing pains all over your body lately?"

"You may be more familiar with her maiden name, Kelly, Grace Kelly."

Talk about painful! I'm making some poor guy watch the news 24/7.

'They made him take a vow of silence so he'd have to stop complaining about his oath of poverty.'

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Sorcery weapon

"I now pronounce you 'romantically linked'."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Ouch!"

"Believe me, you're not the first person who thought they were getting a deal by buying generic."

"I wonder how much he paid for that view."

"Oh I dabbled in hedge funds, sub prime mortgages, derivatives, but it was all just TOO WEIRD!"

"Of course I didn't buy it to appreciate it --I bought it for it to appreciate."

'What do you mean, 'your bachelor party hasn't finished yet'?'

'Hey! Suddenly, my back feels way better! Weird...'

junk bought - antiques sold.

'Inspections are always stressful...but he's been taught some coping strategies that seem to be helping.'

Deja Voodoo.