Volcano Venture T-Shirts

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Profit

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Watering Money

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

Cafe investors: I'd like your support in acquiring the lemonade stand down the street. By cutting redundant labor, marketing and technology. I place our annual savings at $17 billion. The phone company investors bought it. Can monkey lick your head?

Lizard Amusement Park

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

Volcanic ash...

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Boardroom Armour

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Your start-up team

'Quick,get help! He's being dragged into a blogstorm!'

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

Good Luck

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

Chaos