Volcano Venture T-Shirts

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

Profit

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Watering Money

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

'We've financed three more startups for no fathomable reason.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

Cartoon about having many investors for crowd funding.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'That's hydroplaning for ya.'

"The bottom line here, gentlemen, is that, no matter what we do, we're going to wind up getting wet."

Lizard Amusement Park

"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

Volcanic ash...

Boardroom Armour

'Fishing is Ben's life.'

Your start-up team

"I'm going on Dragons Den with this, the one-brush-toothbrush."

Office, "One day son all of this will be the receivers."

Sign reading "Bought High; Sold Low."

"After thoroughly researching all the details, I think we can now safely throw caution to the wind..."

"I just had a terrifying glimpse into our snack."

"He's got to have his morning coffee. We call him Java Man."

"It's our time of Thanksgiving."

'Those aren't smoke rings... they're Hawaiian Leis.'

Good Luck

Chaos

"The end is near sports bar now open! W 53rd at 8th Avenue."