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"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Coexist. Coexhaust.

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Useless add-ons.

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Thatched roof car.

Money Plant.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.