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"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Profit

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Leadership in the Covid-19 Era

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Upset at you for breaching the non-compete? Of course not.'

"Better than a business model, I have a business scheme."

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

"We need to change, but WHEN?"

'You've reached McWit Quality Construction. If your foundation has cracked, press 1, if your plumbing is leaking press 2, if your house is collapsing, press 3 ...'

Useless add-ons.

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

Do you want to win the game or my business?

'Not bad, Ms. Newborn. But take another crack at it, and this time remember that 'earnings-per-share' is the alter upon which all other numbers are sacrificed.'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'Think of this as a window of opportunity.'

"At least we are consistently inconsistent."

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

Thatched roof car.

Money Plant.

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

It's great for pulling the birds!

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'

Well, everything's going great! I guess it's time to bring in the naysayers.

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'