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Oh, sorry, I just love that new car owner smell.

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

The first car accident.

"Google car."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'Are we nearly there yet?'

"One year closer to college!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

Dog Park

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"Why do they call it rush hour when no one goes anywhere?"