Car T-Shirts

"Hold on buddy, I almost have it."

"I got this auto tint from Ralphie for only 5 bucks! It's like sunglasses for your car!"

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

The first car accident.

"Google car."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Jurassic Parking Lot

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"One year closer to college!"

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.