Motor Vehicles T-Shirts

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

In the Guru District

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Why do they do that?"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'OK, now let's be careful out there.'

"Google car."

The first car accident.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

GAS PRICES AT PUMP

"I need to tinkle."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

Dog Park

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Kar Boot Sale (child's toys).

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

'Can we afford you to save us money by repairing the car yourself...?'

'My electric car is giving me static!'

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!