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"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

"I need to tinkle."

"Well how about that. . . Lady Godiva bought a Harley!"

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

"What old school? This is my life."

Bob's Driving School.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

"I've narrowed the problem down to somewhere under this big flap I discovered."

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

Smile

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

Biker At Museum

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

Jeremy Clarkson.

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."