Motors Mugs

"Well it looks like a Brunhild to me !"

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"It went a little over estimate - We had to put it in intensive care fore awhile."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"I need to tinkle."

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

Under pressure.

"What old school? This is my life."

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Bob's Driving School.

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

'I think I've isolated that funny noise you've been having.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

Rodin's Cattle-Grid

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

'God's speed.'

(I ride a harley, I drive a porsche, I smoke cigars, I drink martinis...) (So, ….You're impotent?)

"I'd like my daughter to know something about engines."

Smile

'I'm sorry, but I don't know anything about external combustion engines.'

'We'll have you practising in a milk float in no time!'

Two wheels good, four wheels bad.

Steep learning curve ahead.

Computer Controlled Car

"This tire raced in the Indy 500."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

I love my motor.

"Baldo, I don't care what you are...as long as you're good at it."

Biker At Museum

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"Emergency exits are located on both sides of the cabin...."

"My name is Leonard, and I'll be your auto mechanic for today."