Voice Hearers Club T-Shirts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

Cat and Broom

Tenors

Chorister's Loose Teeth

A singer being criticised

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Cows warming up.

Choir wearing masks.

"Just once I'd like to see us pass something on a voice vote."

Divorcees Club - The Joy of Ex.

"He has a wonderful command of the language, doesn't he?"

Choir Sections

'I have nothing against you being helium. It's your voice, Steven. Your squeaky, high voice!'

"There's an immediacy to yelling you just don't get from social media."

At 100 years old, Ceil pretty much spoke her mind...

'No, you being from overseas wouldn't stop me going on a date with you...Whoa!! But that would! Quite a high voice for a guy.'

An Adam's Melon

"Do you take this person for better or worse, rich or poor, in sickness, even without Medicare supplemental insurance?"

"I'm sorry that our speaker on 'Making your voice heard' can't be with us tonight - they've got laryngitis."

Dolcissimo: sung as sweetly as possible.

'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

"Did you remember to get a new battery for your hearing aid?"

"That just shows how little you know."

'I do if you do.'

'I've always wanted to be a politician, but I speak in a low voice.'

Chat Lines - "If you would like to talk to a machine that sounds like a woman press 1. If you would like.."

'Wait a minute - Shouldn't we flip a coin to see who goes first?'

'I'm on the list.'