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"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Dialogue

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Music downloads

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Bring me some more power.'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'Don't you know who I am?...I've decided to pursue a career as a celebrity, so I'm developing the basic language skills used in the industry.'

"Stanley, this is a historic moment. We've discovered the world's longest kiss. Guinness Book of Records here we come!"

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"The subwoofers really help."

"I know. I miss him, too."

'Get me public relations!'

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"What's the best way to break up a marriage?"

Glass Ceiling

"Brat"

'Silent type, eh?'

"I said, the brewery has rather overdone the ambiance in here..."

"Actually, I work for a newspaper, but people won't talk to me without it."

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"I've decided to have a kid."

As Seen On TV

Robot about to eat a battery

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."