Phone Seeker T-Shirts

"Where's my smartphone?"

"Pick me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

Dialogue

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

Music downloads

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Check out this new store."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Bring me some more power.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

Gulliver's other travels.

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"I know. I miss him, too."

"The subwoofers really help."

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Robot about to eat a battery

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."