Phone Seeker Mugs

"Where's my smartphone?"

"Pick me!"

'My understanding of psychiatry is that women fantasiss and men internalise - in fact I'd like to internalise right now.'

Dialogue

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Music downloads

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"Check out this new store."

"If you're trying to find yourself, Mr. Ludlow, just ping your phone."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

'Bring me some more power.'

"I'll be on vacation until I find my cell phone."

"I know. I miss him, too."

"I want more than anonymous sex. I want anonymous intimacy."

"The subwoofers really help."

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

Gulliver's other travels.

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"Wi-fi....Wi-fi...WI....FI!...."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Glass Ceiling

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

"Rome was great – aside from the roaming fees."

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Robot about to eat a battery

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'