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Fear of Public Speaking

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'I work two jobs and have three kids. At the end of the day I am exhausted. Do you have anything that is not sexy and just smells good.'

Dialogue

Canine Scentipede

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

Music downloads

Musical notes bubble gum.

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"Check out this new store."

"Finally a perfume store my husband will enjoy visiting."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Doughnut Making

"The subwoofers really help."

Pheromones.

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

"If you could live your life all over again, what dead animals would you roll in?"

"All she has to do is play Tchaikovsky's Piano Concerto No. 1. It'll go viral and make us rich. But she just sits there like she's clueless."

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Gah! My Timotei is dead. - 'But what have we here? Tresemme with orange, mango, and passionfruit.' - 'Mmmm... passionfruit...' - '*Glug* *Glug* *Glug*' -

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Excess

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."