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'Listen to this, folks, Grimswald has a putting average of 1.745, greens in regulation of 71.3% and ranks number 19 in product endorsements.'

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

Children's education

Science Dept...Entomology: 'Too bad humans don't spend their teen years in pupa like insects.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

A boy and his spin patrol.

'These are very powerful tranquilizers for when your teen has he horrific tantrums. Take two of them anytime she flares up.'

"Oh come now, darling. When I was your age, I felt different, too."

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

'Let the ball do the work, son.'

Dieter Miller veloped the talking golf ball to call out when lost in the rough. But... (ouch, ouch, ouch)

"I wouldn't worry, at his age grunting to communicate is quite normal."

'Yes, puberty did put me through a lot of stress. . . but it was my daughters puberty.'

"I'd better go -- I think my wife's menopause has arrived."

'Adolescents act like babies when they aren't treated like adults!'

Sugar And Spice And Full On Drama

Office full of computers and wires.

'In Case of Swarm, Break Glass.'

If you think you have caught a record fish...make sure you have a witness...

'Psst - my wife works part time for the IRS!'

'I thought you were supposed to be a music lover!'

"I'm sorry, but so far medical science hasn't come up with a cure for adolescence."

The surrendered mom

'Did you feel that??'

"You want to know about my day? Mom, didn't we just do this last month?"

'Son, you're too old for pester power, why don't you go outside and get some peer pressure.'

"Mum, you've put it on mute with sub-titles!"

"Junior must be in here somewhere."

"Don't roll your third eye at me."

'Keep your eye on the ball, Jake! Level swing! Rotate your hips! ... and ease up on the sunflower seeds!'

"Excuse me, Missy! Unilateralism has no place in this family."