Voice Caller Gifts

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Hoarse play.'

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Working from home.

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

Breakout Room

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"

"Hello Auntie Maureen... Hello whoever's monitoring the call."

'Are these your children?! They're absolutely gorgeous!'