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Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

Sign in a bookshop window offers chance to meet the narrator of the audio book.

"Thank God! Someone to network with!"

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

"I can't talk louder, I'm a little horse."

"But rather than me just sitting here talking, why don't we watch this video of me sitting here talking?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

"Alexa...order my shopping!"

"I don't like the tone of your voice. Mind if I tweak it a bit?"

"You're not at all like your answering machine."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"In my line of work, I have to make sure I don't get a sore throat and lose my voice..."

Computers. Tablets. Laptops. The model is entirely voice-activated. I've always wanted to tell a computer "off."

Virtual Magic Tricks

Bingo Addicts...

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

Teacher complaning he can't understand pupil in his course on 'Voice projection and pronunciation'

'Hoarse play.'

Working from home.

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

'So! THis is what you do all day.'

"Our coffee plantation is saved! Look! Now, for one meeting - ten pots of coffee!"

"...Henry feels his telephone answering machine message lacks dynamic projection."

Breakout Room

Reference Library. This is a roster of the best distance shouters in America. The "Yoo Hoo's Who's Who"!

"Mom! You and dad won't believe this, but right now I'm watching two flies making out on top of a can of soda!!" Dan was really lonely.

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

'They come as a pair Madam. The other one's his voice coach'.

You only do text. I do text AND voicemail.

"Can you do that with a southern accent?"

"Ask Sadie Advice Hour," what's your problem?! The other day, my grandpa tried driving to the corner store but got lost and ended up at the beach, six states away. How do I get him to realize it's time to stop driving without hurting his feelings? Excellent question. It reminds me of the time in 1863 when Grandpappy Cohen accidentally led a caravan of zoo-bound pelicans onto a field at Gettysburg. One particularly panicky pelican escaped and distracted General Lee, and the rest is history. Um ..