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'Well, if I got the wrong number how come you answered the phone?'

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'Cock-a-doodle-do!'

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

Bashful in Nashville

"Obi-Wan Kenobi. You're our only hope."

'I can't write cheating songs because my wife's too insecure.'

'You had me at OOOO-AARRR!'

"I'll be broadminded up in heaven, but here on earth you're still a whore..."

'Woke up this morning found someone had stolen my guitar...'

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

For every moment in life there is a song that describes it perfectly.'

"Hi..just ringing to see if you got my e-mail?"

Your Country Needs MOO!

Yoghurt man

"Well of course you're depressed... You're a country and western singer."

Hip-Hopalong Billy Bob blamed the censors for killing the country-rap scene.

"Not tonight, hon—I've got a heartache."

"How nice of you to call me out of the blue, young man. It so happens I have forty-five million just sitting in my piggy bank, and maybe having a broker wouldn't be such a bad idea."

Music from the moon.

Rhinestone Accountant

Dolly Parton

'You're not supposed to kiss everyone, Mr Jenkins.'

'The song made it seem so much more serene.'

'It's for you.'

The New Modern-Day Lament.

Banjo Player

"This next song's about our desperate struggle to please and chronic craving for approval. I really, really hope you like it."

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."