Vitamin C Seekers Gifts

"Stupid flu season."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

First past the post.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Nutritional Supplements.

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

"But am I happy? Very."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

Hipster Coffee

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.