Vitamin Seekers Gifts

Vitamins + Supplements

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Every time you make a blend, somewhere, a wine maker dies.

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

First past the post.

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Nutritional Supplements.

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

"To tourists this just looks like a pile of rotten and damaged grapes. But here at Trendy Vineyards, we look at it and see Special Select Reserve."

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

"I've been trying to apply that 'forgive and forget' principle..."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

Hipster Coffee

Pride - from The Seven Deadly Sins.

'This is never a good sign when you ask the wine steward for the vintage.'

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

"Hmm interesting Hallmark..."

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

"It's all down to turmeric!"

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'