Vitamin C Seekers Pillows

"Stupid flu season."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Top Ten New Year's Resolutions

First past the post.

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

'I win!'

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'Took calcium supplements for years without paying for them.'

Old Joe was determined to reach the summit as he'd left his false teeth up there last week!

Nutritional Supplements.

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

What did you think happens to all those vitamins that roll beneath the fridge?

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

"To be honest...if it wasn't for the dog I wouldn't get any exercise at all!"

"All these vitamins and nutrients, plus it makes it own sauce! We should be eating this!"

We can't go on meeting like this...

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

'It's anxiety. Don't worry, vitamin B happy.'

"I have your lab test results. Cut back on your vitamins. You have the healthiest urine I have ever seen."

'Treasure map nothing! This shows the location of the only coffee shop on the island.'

'Wow, you're really good at your job! Keep up the good work, Harris.'

"But am I happy? Very."

Hipster Coffee

"I've seen this before. I suspect that a simple vitamin deficiency is lowering your immunity to prosecution."

'Those are to increase my mental energy. . . Those are a mild sedative to calm my nerves.'

'Buy a bottle of these vitamins. If you're strong enough to get the lid off, don't take them.'

'No kidding? I didn't realize 80 is the new 20!'

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'Whoever said 'taking part is better than winning' was certainly a loser...'

"Don't rush me! I won't be much of a busy bee if I don't get my second cup of coffee."

Telescopes at the top of a mountain.