Antioxidant Seeker Pillows

The Benefits of Red Wine.

"Can we do that again tomorrow night?"

Muscles

Bench Press Accident

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Empty again? What's going on around here anyway?"

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"We're exclusively delts."

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Exercise Bars

'Hey, Bob, can you get this itch on my chin? It's driving me nuts.'

"That's right - 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger.' You just keep on thinking that..."

"Take a look - that's us in ninety years."

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'C'mon, guys. That old geezer just leg pressed 400 pounds when he got up from the chair.'

"Pray only for peace, love, strength and forgiveness. Never, ever spam the Lord."

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Health Nut with a 60-Pack

"The doc says I won't even make it another 45 years."

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Oh f*ck yes. Let's make these f*ckers live for-f*cking-ever."

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"...And have we been working on our upper body or our lower body?"

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

'I think it's time to concentrate a little more on your upper body!'

"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."

Macho man body building club.

'When will I start to look 'radiant and blooming'?'

Nutritional Supplements.

Joe's Gym: 'Can anyone here open this jar of pickles!?'

Easter Island Rock Climber

"Any other strengths?"

"Wheatgrass is highly effective at neutralizing joy."