Visa Warriors Gifts

New migratory measures in Cuba.

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Telekinetics on strike...

The Forever Stamp

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Run, Mike, Run!

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

Studio in December

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

Women's day - 'work'

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"So what is worse than us being trashed after the shootings in the Charleston AME church?! I mean...it's the only thing on the news."

"I'm going to make you a stay-at-home mom."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."