Visa Warriors Pillows

New migratory measures in Cuba.

Novak Djokovic Deported from Australia

'We use to tiptoe through the tulips. . . now we just waddle through the weeds.'

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"Call my broker, fax my accountant, and get my groove back."

"Motivational seminars are too expensive. Just buy stronger coffee."

This Is What Moral Corruption Looks Like

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Personnel. Any experience in crisis management? No...Just production.

The Great Leap Forward

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"...Accept finite disappointment, but NEVER LOSE INFINITE HOPE."

Telekinetics on strike...

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Resume Dumpers

"Getting drunk grilling lettuce just isn't the same."

The Forever Stamp

'Of course, you realise my chief of staff has more power and influence than your chief of staff.'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

Run, Mike, Run!

"Being a crossing guard for a squirrel is exhausting!"

Studio in December

"Ha! Today we informed the boss about our rights!"

"I just found a lacto-vegan restaurant and Janet from accounts says she's FRUITAIAN!"

Women's day - 'work'

Joan hits the glass ceiling: 'Sorry, but I've decided to go with Wally of Arc...'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Resilience Funds and Imperialism

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

'I can't figure out whether I'm a secretary or an executive - I do executive work, but get secretarial pay.'

"Then I told him, 'Unions are powerless in this country... What can you do to me?'"

'Hurry, it's having a nervous breakdown!'

"I'm getting subtle hints of chlorophyll."