Vision Warriors Gifts

"Over here."

Short Sighted Driver.

"Our Rupert has swopped his gaming console for bagpipes...it gets us out of the house more often."

"Gosh, I can't believe it's been over 25 years since our company was dragged, kicking and screaming, into the digital age!"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

Hospital Departments

'It's Blurred.'

'No cheating'

'Like us, the Hula Hoop will never go out of style.'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

A bald eagle approaches middle age

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

'Everyone keeps telling me I need my eyes checked, so here I am!'

'Don't worry...you'll grow into them.'

'You have a 9:00 A.M. appointment with your ophthalmologist to check your vision and a 11:00 A.M. appointment with the staff to rally the troops around your vision.'

The optician's arrival ended Phil's short sightedness and his 15 year island exile.

'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'

"Got some bad news for you, Larry."

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

"My drone strikes are successful, Sir, but I keep getting trash talk from a 15 year old in Montana."

"It's ok for you! My cartoonist just can't adapt to his new varifocals!!"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

Pen mightier than sword.

'I-need-bifocal-itis.'

"I just got a new high-def television, but I can't enjoy it because I have low-def eyesight."

"I'm here for an examination, my ditzy missus thinks I may need glasses."

The B1 Vitamin Bomber

"Government requires that we lower the bar."

'How do these glasses feel?'

"My eyes ache, that's enough zoom meetings and screentime for today."

"I don't care if it is the most realistic World War II simulator game, I still refuse to salute you."

The De-evolution of Man due to Contact Lenses.

"Jessica could you call Tech Support and ask when the lazer was last calibrated please?"