Worldview Warrior Gifts

"I'm sorry-our dystopian visions are just too different."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

"Okay, money doesn't make you happy. So how about commodity futures?"

"Are you not thinking what I'm not thinking?"

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I have a huge house, millions in the bank, and a twenty year old wife. But am I happy?..."

"Here's what you wanted – a strategy to live abundantly, build capital, surpass your peers and disappoint your heirs."

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

'We need people who dream the impossible dreams - like pensions and health care.'

Nun Binning the Devil

Alfred Marquez, Probate Attorney - Heir club for men.

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

Studying and technology

"And what did my little darling do in school today?"

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

"Looting and plundering! Looting and plundering! There must be more to life!...."

"I've accepted that I'm getting richer."

"'Disability benefits' they said... Not while there are perfectly good jobs as traffic cones to be had!"

"Just one question...how on earth do I get down?!"

'All this knowledge going into my head, through my eyes and out the window to float forever in space.'

The rich, the poor and the terrorist...

Breaking Through

A question you don't want - "How many fingers am I holding up."

I'm Aging Gracefully...so SHUT UP!!!

'What kind of quack is he? No pills, no special diets! He just believes in will power!'

"You can take it with you down here - but no social conscience funds."

Social security.

'As long as they don't touch the undeserving rich.'

'Money can't buy friendship.'-'Neither can poverty.'

"With the new year approaching, I was hoping you could help with my resolution...."

How their world views have changed over time.

'You know full well, your gastric band won't work if you keep eating spaghetti like that!'

"In keeping with my promise to spread the wealth, I'm giving you all a bigger piece of the pie."

Wealth AcquisitionWealth ManagementSince You Can't Take it with you, Spend it.