Virtual Pal Gifts

'Hello! Don't I know you from the internet?'

Meet The Author's Wife. The author is too surly to talk.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Nethead strip: Attention demanding Cyberpet

'I embrace diversity. Some of my friends use Androids, some have iPhones, and others use Blackberries.'

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

"You ruin every virtual party we go to!"

University Challenged

"I say this as a friend, Tom...we always know when you're bluffing!"

"I don't know why I bought all the food. We're having a Zoom party."

Two inebriated friends meet, one says: 'Hello, I've not seen you since you were this high.'

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

"So - we meet at last."

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Between us we've got 2000 Facebook friends, but we only know one person well enough to send us a Christmas card.'

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

Bark Room.

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'

"I'm worried about Dad, he's got invisible friends"

"Can you turn your video on, Ralph?"

Cats Zoom

Cyber Sex

"That's the fifth customer this morning - video calling the doctor's surgery because of Covid restrictions."

"Unfortunately all his friends were just on Facebook."

Do you have to fall asleep on the keyboard every time we videochat, Mike?

"Why is this night different from all the other nights?"

'Sure, I've been following him all week - on Twitter.'

'But in the end, despite Mr. Dolbert's 12,365 facebook friends, we all die alone.'

This is fun, but I still prefer seeing you all at the old watering hole

"I have 500 Facebook friends. I wonder who the kid is who lives next door?"

'Gee, I've never had a pen pal before.'

"It was nice for his online friends to turn up!"

"I think I liked you better when you were just my Facebook friend."

'They all work from home now, but still get together for carpool reunions.'