Virtual Cupid Gifts

"So - we meet at last."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

Online Dating

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"Everybody meets online these days."

'Long distance romances in the twenty first century.'

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"What lucky stranger's hitting the jackpot tonight?"

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

Happy Valentine's Day.

"Sometime I find it hard to believe that we found each other through regular channels."

No, Hal, I don't have a picture of you in my wallet, but much better than that...you're my screen-saver at work!

'Dream-dates don't normally go for nightmares.'

'Sylvia, what do you say we take the big step and see if we could really stand one another offline...?'

"The preacher's wife needs a new hobby."

"Rayna, will you be my girlfriend?"

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

'My friend Andy is outside with his laptop. He wants to know if I can come out and blog.'

Blind data.

"I'm internet dating. I'm looking for someone I can morph and tweak."

"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."

Love in social networks

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

"Well Frank, now I've met you, I think I'll adjust my visibility, click profile, locate visibility options and make myself available for a second date..."

'I see from your profile that you are 5ft 3, have blond hair and like red wine.'

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

"Todd and I are doing our best to make it work by never meeting in real life."

'Let me know if you want me to adjust the webcam.'

Love in the Time of Social Distancing

"I'm going to be honest with you, Noah. I've been virtually seeing someone else."

Valentine's day may be a bit different this year

My friend really wants to meet you. He Googled your operating system and thinks you two are compatible, a perfect match. He's looking for a partner to grow into obsolescence with. Oops --- he's not powered up. Go ahead, buddy! You're on.

"What do you have that'll act like a virus on a computer date?"

"Be honest, are you internet dating somebody else?"