Virtual Interviews Gifts

"I didn't get the job. They hated my Zoom background."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

'Will you pipe down? I'm in a business meeting.'

"It has come to my attention that some work-from-home employees aren't maintaining company standards."

Nervous Oral Testing

Cat Zoom Meeting

"People of Earth – can everyone see my screen?"

"Go ahead—unmute yourself."

"...is somebody playing Wonderwall?"

"Thanks for coming in."

The virtual wine tasting was a big success

Zoom Wedding

"5...4...3...2..."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Negative Interest Meeting

Thank you for not making faces during teleconferences with the boss.

"I now pronounce you man and wife. You may send the bride a kiss emoji."

Remote work

Waiting for host to start the meeting.

This Virtual Campaign Is Even Less Exciting Than the Usual Virtual Campaign

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

"I'll have my people zoom your people."

Zoom Rodeos

"Christmas parties aren't nearly as much fun since we started teleworking. . ."

"Okay, well, welcome everyone, to our first annual shareholders' webcast."

"The reason they seem so small is because you have all 12,000 employees on your Zoom meeting."

Teleworking was the death of the office party

Woman searches for a book on 'Zoom Etiquette'.

Things I didn't know about before 2020.

Fiction/Non-Fiction/Zoom Etiquette

"Actually, turns out my entire life can take place at 10%."

Virtual Magic Tricks

"Norm hadn't won his Zoom Bingo in awhile, but scored something even better, a grocery delivery time slot."

Big Man Off Campus